Friday, July 30, 2010

his next life.


In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party of your first day.


You work for 40 years until you’re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.


You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you are born. 
And then you spend your last 9 months floating 
in luxurious spa like conditions with
central heating and room service
on top, larder quaters every day

and then, Volia!
You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.
                     - woody allen


the guys got a point. 

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